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doctorbluesmanreturns:

I need to know that I’m not the only one in my generation that thinks this way.

Happy 7th birthday to my tumblr that I never go on anymore!!!!!!!!!!!

meowie:

“A lie detector. So I can get really good at lying.”

SANTA CLAUS GAVE HER A LIE DETECTOR

I saw Rogue One tonight instead of Moana because Moana was all sold out

taylor-likes-to-kill-us:

Sorry mom I can’t go to school tomorrow it’s a national holiday

My niece’s preschool teacher told her that Santa Claus sees everything she does through security cameras.
Now every time she sees a security camera she points at it and yells, “SANTA CLAUS IS WATCHING ME”